Cutie M0mEnts...

Updated! ~

2009-08-27T19:10:00.003+08:00

New Jokes..

2009-07-27T21:28:00.003+08:00

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit;

she asked her son - to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to daddy who is at work site.

After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile phone.

(Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work site, immediately when she saw him, she gave him a very hot tight slap.

While the hubby was trying to ask why the slap? She repeated the slap, people from the neighborhood rushed around to know what is happening

The man asked the son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, the son said

" the number u are Trying To call Is not Reachable At The Moment. Pls Try Again Later".

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"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.

"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.

Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen,"

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Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.
Son : Well, in that case… ok!

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case… ok

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!
Father: But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case… ok!

this is how u become a BIG SHOT...

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Kevin wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Kevin got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you".

But the girl said "NO".

Kevin said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get hispants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened

She responded, “ the bastard used coins! ”

Check before you call

2009-07-16T22:08:00.000+08:00

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her..... you know the kind.

So he is back in the room and figures, what the hell, give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

stupidity

2009-07-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

On walking into the factory, the manager noticed a young boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the manager took out his wallet and removed $ 6,000.00 cash then gave it to the young man and said: "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here's 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a Few onlookers, the manager said in a very upset manner: "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came: "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"

Pics ~

2009-07-16T21:42:00.002+08:00

Another Ah Beng Joke..

2009-07-16T17:38:00.002+08:00

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.

Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?

Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.

Ah Seng: ..................... .. *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jea n Jacques Rousseau?

Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?

Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.

Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?

Ah Seng: Your gay partner?

Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated
This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?

Ah Beng: Errrr... No!

Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!

Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

JOKES and TEARS… OF A HUSBAND

2009-07-16T17:34:00.001+08:00

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"

"Yes! I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.
"Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have been released today" .....

Sunday's Jokes ^^

2009-07-12T14:19:00.005+08:00

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied,
“I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"

"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.

"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said.
"Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"

"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

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An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting.

The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?"
The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK."
The math finance person: "What about $300,000?"

The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?"

"Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."

A story to share...

2009-07-11T01:57:00.002+08:00

Mr Kitahara is a famous Japanese TV satire movie star cum director.. He has recently won another international film award. A few years ago his mother passed away. He went home to attend her funeral. He never quite liked his mother, because she kept asking him for money. Should he missed a payment, his mother would call him up and scolded him. On top of that, the more famous he became the more money his mother demanded from him. When he arrived at the funeral, he still cried very miserably. He felt that he did not fulfill his duties as a son to take care of his mother during her living years. At the end of the service, as he was about to leave, his brother handed him a small parcel saying,"Mother asked me to pass this to you." Carefully he opened the parcel. He found within, a savings passbook and a letter. The savings account was under his name with a balance of tens of million Yen. In the letter his mother wrote, 'Dear son, among all my children, you are the one whom got me most worried. You were never an academic, a true spendthrift and over generous to your friends. When I knew that you were going to work in Tokyo, I was worried that one day you would become a bankrupt. That is why I insist on you sending me money every month. This is to give you a drive to earn more money, at the same time help you to save. Here is all your money, I did not have to spend a cent, for your brother has taken care of me very well. Now take the money and spend wisely."

After reading the letter he broke down with tears and sorrow...

Turner Brown?

2009-07-11T01:43:00.005+08:00

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch long, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says: What's wrong with you?
In a weak voice the little guy says, "W... w... what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch long,, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.

"The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!... Phew, I thought you said: Turn around!"

Just Some Jokes!!

2009-07-11T01:07:00.005+08:00

Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation? Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!

Man No 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said 'first gear, 2nd gear..." Man No 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said "Full tank please."

Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period? Answer : Your SALARY! It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn't come, you're in big trouble!

A woman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospital bed, slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to do it doggy style!"

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank. The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake." "Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been RAPED!"

"Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?" "The truth is = she has a big mouth!"

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy that my back hole laugh out loud!"

Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

What's the difference between biology and sociology? When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it's biology. When he looks like the neighbour,= it is sociology.

What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.

Whoever first said "A dog is man's best friend" = he must have never seen a pussy before..

Why is breast milk good for health? Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Why was the two-piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

A mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb." "No, Mama," she said, "He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month

THE FIVE RIDDLES

2009-04-28T08:24:00.001+08:00

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between threerooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full ofassassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions thathaven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both goout together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray whenyou throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the wordsWednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quicklyyou can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinaryand plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it andthink about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if youwork at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without anycoaching!

Jokes again......

2009-04-14T15:32:00.002+08:00

Sex in the Dark...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well,after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids.'

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'. Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.' It looks quite simple, but the truth is... When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.) Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...' Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'. Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

Turtle raping a shoe! MUST WATCH DAM FUNNY xD

2009-03-21T16:59:00.000+08:00

Essay on his dog

2009-02-18T21:25:00.000+08:00

Ah Beng’s teacher gave him an assignment to write an essay on his dog. His teacher read his essay and said, “ Ah Beng, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay? Ah Beng replied, “No, sir . We have the same dog mah…so essay also same lo.. ?”

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

God Damn Funny Poem and Not As Lame as Mk

2009-02-18T21:20:00.001+08:00

Can study, continue STUDY

Can’t study, work FACTORY

Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY

Just enough for daily ROTI

Go work, no wira but LRT

Collegues formerly FRIENDLY

Daily treated to KOPI

Now gradually get CRAZY

Behind me say I LAZY

Boss has no SYMPHATY

Work always must HURRY

Say I always take MC

Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back in TAXI

Taxi surcharge KILLING ME
Cause my bank account NO MONEY

Pok- cheque kena EXTRA FEE
Coz Y2K is nothing FREE
Boy/girlfriend STEADY

Serious and then MARRY

Ceremony and PARTY

Joker-friends gave PANTY

No moon sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY

Wife at GH birth a BABY

Name give is DO RE MI

Monthly pay back RHB

Earn enough FEEL GUILTY

Jump down suicide and MATI

Go see God, every thing JADI

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

Sajak kGz

2009-02-15T23:37:00.003+08:00

Sajak kGz

Wahai kawan-kawan,
mari dengar cerita kami,
kami pelajar dari Happy Garden,
Ktar di mana kami belajar.

Tiap-tiap pagi bangun 6.15am,
Mengz pula bangun pukul 6.35am,
Perjalanan ke Ktar gelap-gelita,
Kerana mata tertutup sepanjang perjalanan.

Sampai kolej pergi kantin,
nampak Sooyang kirim salam,
makan nasi atau mee saje,
kerana itu semua yang ada.

Masuk kelas belajar bersungguh-sungguh,
Mengz pula tidur bersungguh-sungguh,
Keith dan Kengfai bijak pandai,
kerana ditanya pelbagai soalan oleh Wendy.

Masa rehat makan bersama,
butter pork guna kongpo pork menjadi pilihan,
Mengz makan banyak cepat,
kerana habis makan pergi CIT.

Ktar banyak luas banyak nyamuk,
kami menderma darah setiap hari,
tanpa mengira warna n saiz nyamuk,
buat baik dibalas baik.

Nak dengar berita atau gossip terkini,
buka tv cari CNN,
kalau CNN tak jelas,
carilah Wendy.

Masa belajar jangan cari gaduh,
nak cari gaduh jangan cari Keith,
kalau keith marah,
RM1.90 dan RM2.40 itulah balasan.

Pelajar yang paling kesian Kengfai namanya,
menderma C902 kepada pasangan tahi,
asyik paksa orang mengambil bukunya,
sedangkan tangannya banyak senang.

Itulah cerita kami,
saya munkiat penyajak baru,
kalau salah anggaplah betul,
u diam i diam siapa tahu.

Marketing

2009-02-04T22:44:00.002+08:00

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

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2009-01-10T11:00:00.002+08:00

The Jokes From Malaysia ..

2009-01-10T10:33:00.002+08:00

The Parrot

Mrs. Wong's dishwasher quits working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Bull Dog, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repair man arrives at Mrs. Wong's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,"Get him, Spike!"

..::Malaysia English vs Britain English::..

Learn la veli usefull one kekekekeke...Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.
Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/cibai la/puki mak/punya ma!!!

Stupid Drivers

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?

Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.

The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"

This is the reason why the boss can faint when he see the form filled by the interviewer.

2009-01-10T08:38:00.001+08:00

Name: Ah Boy

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 6735

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong

City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 2nd

Country: I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: Hotmail

Education Background: My teacher said not bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: You ask him

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

2009-01-10T01:17:00.005+08:00

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say 'hello.'

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached..

It read:
'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away.. God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others.'

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him..

'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.

'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will
save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

-- Lameness from C h y i --

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Case 1~~
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said , ' My Mobile No. Has Changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Case 2~~
Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, wat is he studying?
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him

Case 3~~
Ah Beng : Doctor , in my dreams , i play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet , you will be ok!
Ah Beng: Can i take tomorrow? Tonite is Final game.

Case 4~~
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No !! I'll stay with my sister . But if i die , will you remarry?
Ah Beng: No! I'll also stay with your sister.

Case 5~~
Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, "Oh GOD ! You Have come again."

Lame 6~~
Ah Beng complained to the police : "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."
Police:"How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : " I was watching TV news..."

Lame 7~~
Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

Lame 8 ~~
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Lame 9~~
Once Ah beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Lame 10~~
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.He picks it up and says " Hello,how did you know I was here?"

Lame 11th~~
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Lame 12th~~
Teacher : ' I Killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is " You will go to jail "

Lame 13th~~
Ah Beng told his servant : ' Go and water the plants!'
Servant: ' It's already raining.'
Ah Beng: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

Last-th Lameness~~
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

College reopens ~

2009-01-05T17:00:00.004+08:00

Work hard for flying colours for AS + A2 !

And as usual, trademark sleeping picture :)

Learn From Mistakes!!

2008-11-28T12:50:00.003+08:00

The Turtles
A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!

For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.
Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, 'See! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.'
[Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don't do anything ourselves.]
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The Frogs
A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!' So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.
The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, 'Well... where are all the frogs?' The farmer said, 'I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!'
[ Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark.. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.]
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The Pretty Lady
Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river. There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn't cross the river. The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back. The lady accepted. The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk. 'How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?' thought the little monk. But he kept quiet. The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her. All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of acussations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation. Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. 'How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty? All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite The big monk looked surprised and said, 'I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?'
[This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. Sometimes, they cause us a lot of hurt, sometimes they cause us to be bitter or jealous .. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away.We keep on carrying the baggage of the 'pretty lady' with us. We let them keep on coming back to hurt us, make us angry, make us bitter and cause us a lot of agony.Why? Simply because we are not willing to put down or let go of the baggage of the 'pretty lady'. We should let go of the pretty lady immediately after crossing the river, that is after the unpleasant event is over.This will immediately remove all our agonies.There is no need to be further h urt by the unpleasant event after it is over.] Science organized knowledge. Wisdom organized life.

* d blog is not dead yet!!

Balance sheet of life...

2008-11-28T11:03:00.002+08:00

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade Friends are our General Reserves Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest
Earned Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things ....
The most destructive habit....... ......... .......Worry
The greatest Joy......... .......... ......... .....Giving
The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ...Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ........Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ .......... .Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... .....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ......... 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... ........... ......... ......Faith
The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire...... .......... .........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. .......... ......Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... .......... ......Enthusiasm
Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
nd Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

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EXAMS!

2008-11-08T18:49:00.000+08:00

To all Kenarigangz members and all our classmates...

GOOD FREAKING LUCK FOR THE COMING EXAMS!

*studymodeonlamacibai*

2008-10-19T19:44:00.001+08:00

' One Family Under God!!!!! '

AJU !!!

Another outing for Kenarigangz d Tarcians!!

2008-10-19T18:31:00.004+08:00

Time for a short update...

2008-10-17T19:02:00.003+08:00

Ok.. some pics and a vid :)

Dedicated to MK :)

Little cat that kept following KF around lol

WOOHOO BLACKOUT YEAH

In memory of KF's C902

Cute bo? :)

Finally the vid ... >_>

kengfai's handphone

2008-09-29T08:30:00.001+08:00

has dropped into the toilet bowl few minutes ago
let's rate!!

its's not a joke. it's a fact and truth that he really dropped his brand new handphone into the toilet bowl. i know now readers sure laughing non stop. hahahahaha:D

Pictures have arrived ~ -.-"

2008-09-20T17:02:00.008+08:00

Now stop awhile... for a guessing game :D

Now continue ~~

This blog wont be complete without sleeping pics :)

Continuing.. ~

Thats all for now.. ^^

12 Funny and Lame Jokes

2008-09-20T02:29:00.006+08:00

Joke 1
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

joke 2
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies, "Autumn."

joke 3
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and have sex for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

joke 4
One day there was a girl and some boys beside an apple tree. then, the boys ask the girl to climb the apple tree to pick some apples for them... actually the boys want to see her underwear.. Then, the girl's mother saw... after went back home.. her mother told her not to climb coz the boys' intention is to see her underwear.. Then... a few day later... the boys met the girl again.the boys ask her to go pick some apples again... this time her mother saw it again... then. after the boys left. her mom tell her.. how many times should i tell you!! they want to see your underwear why dun you listen to me? ... but the girl reply... mom, this time I'm cleverer... i never wear underwear.

joke 5
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.
As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.The priest hands the lady $1 and says..."Lady, take this money and for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"

joke 6
Got 3 man went to malaysia and rumours said that climb a mountain in malaysia and shout out who you want to be and you will be transformed to that person.. then the 3 man climb.. the 1st man said mohamad ali~! then he turned to mhd ali then 2nd one said superman~ he turn to superman.. then the 3rd one dun dare.. then the first 2 man who jumped down push him then he scold idiot la! then he turn into an idiot....LAME!

joke 7
"Wat's the matter? U looked depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy" "It did. Today is my last day"

joke 8
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great!
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You know it!
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why, yes I do.
Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean?...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want; you're dead who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No....
Demon: "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."

joke 9
2 guys went into the jungle, one went to berak in the bushes and suddenly a snake bit his butt.."ARRRHHHH!!!"his buddy came to checked wat happened and say:"calm down, i'll tried to call the doctor and ask him what to do okay?"few seconds later the doctor picked up.."doctor, my friend got bitten by the snake, what should i do?"doctor: "ok let's see, your friend got bitten where? i want u to use ur mouth to suck up the venom from where he got bit and your friend will survive""aaarrhhh....what did the doctor said?" asked the injured guyhis friend decided to say: "doct. said you will surely die..."

joke 10
How do u explode an indian??by pushing the red button on his forehead.. LAME

joke 11
One day, a man left his family to go to Johor Bahru for a business trip for 1month. He gave his wife a farewell kiss and said he would email her everyday.. On reaching the JB Hotel, he was given a Suite and was extremely pleased with the room as it even had a computer there. So he quickly turned on the PC and sent a email to his wife... when he sent it, he found he had sent it to the wrong email.. In Houston, a funeral was held for a widow's husband... as she entered the house and checked her email full of condolenses... she fainted... her son entered the room and read the msg. It read " Hi Dear, I have reached my destination and i am very happy here.. the place is wonderful and it even has computers here, I hope you would be happy without me around... Looking forward to seeing you in 1 month ^^.. From your loving husband..

joke 12
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law." "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's w! ife,I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

2008-09-09T23:44:00.000+08:00

Questions n Answers

2008-09-07T00:24:00.000+08:00

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front"

Jokes are back!!

2008-09-06T23:27:00.002+08:00

Stupid Drivers

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"

Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I gave you, then maybe I will give you a chance!"
"The words are Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow.Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyoh, long number. Don't Purplely disturb people and don't call Black la ok?"

The leaking boat

Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.
The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief. The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!"
But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my country, paknya".
But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".

It's shit but we never stepped on it..

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".
Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"
Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed..it's shit!! Phew..luckily we never stepped on it!!!".

Papa

The 10 years old Malaysian Chinese boy, Ah Beng yelled from the back: "Papa! PAPA! PA!PA!"
His dad, Ah Kow was very angry at his son's yelling. He reprimanded Ah Beng: " Ah Beng, stop yelling across the house! If you want to talk to me, walk over to the living room where I am".
So Ah Beng walked inside the house.
Ah Beng: "Papa, I stepped in dog shit! Where is the hose?"

haha..

Ah Beng went to the doctor and reported, "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor began his diagnostic, "OK. Touch your elbow." When Ah Beng touched his elbow, he yelled showing that he was definitely in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, continued his diagnostic, "Touch your head." Ah Beng touched his head and jumped in agony.The doctor asked him to touch his knee and the same thing happened. Everywhere Ah Beng touched he hurt like hell. The doctor was stumped and ordered a complete examination with X-Ray, etc. and ordered Ah Beng to come back in two days.
Two days later Ah Beng came back and the doctor happily told him, "We've found your problem.""Oh yeah? What is it?""You've broken your finger!"

Say Cheese

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
'Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst in bed with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.
The DI is taken to the second dead man. 'Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
'Nothing unusual here', thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.
Ah,' says the coroner. 'This is the most unusual one. Dr. Ahmad, 75, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
To which the coroner replies, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.'

Update! :D

2008-09-03T19:37:00.005+08:00

After so long... Kenari blog will now update :)
MK : Are u ready?

First : Sleepers

Next: Wendy + KF lol

Finally: Brace urselfs for ultimatesupermegaultrahyper YENG-ness!

Ah Beng's Jokes!!

2008-08-20T23:10:00.002+08:00

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Firing Squad…
During the Japanese Occupation, Ah Beng, Ah Lok and Ah Piow were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad.
That night, Ah Beng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.
The next morning, Ah Lok was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Lok shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Lok made his escape.
Later, the soldiers took Ah Piow out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Piow shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Piow made his escape.
Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready, Aim…..." Then Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "

Burnt red ears..
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. When the doctor finished treating Ah Beng’s right ear, he proceeded to treat Ah Beng’s left ear. The doctor was curious and asked Ah Beng, "I know what happened to your right ear. But why is your left ear also red ?” Ah Beng replied, “That stupid fellow called again !!!”

Motor workshop business...
Ah Beng started a car workshop. He bought the best car servicing equipment and hired all the workers he needed. Then he waited and waited but no cars came for service. After one month, he could not take it anymore and asked his friend. “Heh ! Why no one come to my workshop one ah ?” His friend replied , “ Ah Beng, your garage is on the second floor lah”

Sleeping in class ?..
Ah Beng was in a large class and fell asleep and started snoring. The teacher heard someone snoring and shouted , “Who is snoring ?”. Ah Beng was suddenly woken up by the shout and replied ? “I don’t know sir, I was sleeping”

Summons for illegal parking..
Ah Beng was rushing for a meeting in a busy shopping complex. When he arrived, the car parks were all full. So he circled the car park nearly 100 times but could not find one. Finally he decided to do an illegal parking and put a note on his wind screen, “I have gone round the car park 100 times and could not find a parking space. Please forgive me for my trespasses”.
When Ah Beng came back, he got back to his car and found a parking ticket and a note, “I have been rounding the car park for the last 10 years. If I do not give you a ticket, I will be in trouble. Lead me not into temptation”.

With his mathematics teacher..
Ah Beng’s mathematics teacher asked him, “ If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges on the other, what would I have?

The smart aleck Ah Beng said, “You have very big hands, Sir ”

Free hair cut..
One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door. On the second day, a cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door. On the third day, Ah Beng goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I can't accept money from you, I'm doing a community service. Ah Beng is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop.
Guess what he finds there???

Ah Beng and a dozen of his friends waiting for a free haircut!!!!

In a court room...
Judge to Ah Beng: Ah Beng, you should be ashamed of yourself. This is the third time you are coming here this year . When are you going to improve yourself ?

Ah Beng to judge: But sir, you come here evely day ?

COINCIDENCE...
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Ah Beng : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." Coincidence or not ?”.

Space exploration...
One day, Ah Beng was having a discussion with his American and Russian friend. They were boasting how great their countries were. So the American said "By 2020, we in America will be sending our space shuttle to Mars". The Russian friend thought for a while and wanted to beat the American and said ," By 2020, the Russians will be sending the space shuttle to Venus". Ah Beng thought for a while and wanted to beat both of them. So Ah Beng said 'By 2020, we will be sending our space shuttle to the Sun".

There was silence for a moment. Then the curious American asked Ah Beng, "Ah Beng, don't you think the sun is too hot for the space shuttle to land ?". So Ah Beng replied, "Don’t worry lah, we will make our landing in the evening. Evening, not so hot lo…".

Kenarigangz and Tarcians at Genting (18/08/08)

2008-08-20T22:18:00.003+08:00

answer!! ( from the touching story )

2008-08-19T18:12:00.002+08:00

Well, the husband said ... ' you bring me bad luck! '

Guessing again!!! ( A touching Story )

2008-08-14T23:09:00.003+08:00

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even had to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I was never promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, " And now I meet with an accident and when I wake up you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.Finally her husband said, "..........."
What he actually said??

Jokes again!!

2008-08-13T23:59:00.002+08:00

source : hotmail
Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.
Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

randomly picked

2008-08-11T17:23:00.003+08:00

Another lame lame lame joke....

2008-08-10T14:11:00.008+08:00

An 80-year old man goes in for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! The light goes off. "WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light goes off? "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants .
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes At the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only Logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is Worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run As fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

Hehe... what happened then? guess la!!

Business lessons (PART 2)

2008-08-09T00:16:00.002+08:00

Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: B *l l S ** t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter.. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who s # its on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s # it is your friend..(3) And when you are in deep s # it, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
.........THIS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE...........
(special credits for KenarigangZ)

Business lessons (PART 1)

2008-08-07T21:27:00.002+08:00

Hey hey.. since kenarigangz are from business course.. we would like 2 share some of d business lessons with u all..
Source:received through hotmail..

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies . 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity .

Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff!: She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Raining AGAIN on THURSDAY!!!!!

2008-08-07T20:46:00.004+08:00

Today is Thursday and it is supposed to be our Sport Day especially for futsal. Unfortunately... the futsal waz canceled 'again' due to the bad weather... haizz.. wishing gudluck for next week!

At 4pm, we started our journey home lo. On the way.... 'I FORGOT TO TAKE MY PLASTIC BAG!!!!' so we have go back all the way to the college to take it. We wasted around 15 mins. On the way home, there's another DISASTER! guess what? Traffic jam again.. We stucked at d traffic jam around 30 mins. Finally we reached home and went for mamak(Berkeley's) to makan 'kao kao' cuz all of us were so hungry.. especially THEM.. hehe

Annoucing the members of KenarigangZ...

2008-08-07T20:19:00.001+08:00

2008-08-06T20:27:00.003+08:00

O.O lame king MK =D
* pronounced dead XD

our papa(S) sleeping soundly and cute-ly ^^V
hungry until bottle oso wan telaN @@
nyam nyam *d bottle tastes nice*
papa(S) wiping his mouth after eating
papa(s) dreamingbout mother(sw) =D

AGAIN!! there's our sleeping daddyS

during econs lecture... no electricity! all playing phone

me , keith and kengfai!

................ ( yeng ! )

TAR College Rockzz!

Lame Jokes ( siew wah )

2008-08-05T08:10:00.001+08:00

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked "How do you know?" Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still inplastic cover."

(2) Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it." 2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You gotnice house."

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it. To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:"Anyone got a cock?" All men rose."I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose. "I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said" Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"Mom: "Then you will get many!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."Teacher: "Why?"Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile. Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you closeby?"2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing thetonsils."

(12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought

some cutie pics of jm keith and wendy! munkiat's pic coming soon!! =D

2008-07-30T17:59:00.010+08:00

d gayaness of keith when hes driving XD

tidur babi after operation gerak khas =D

wohooo inocent cutie face of jm!! ^^V

hav a look at tat curvy shape on jm shirt XD

now is d cutie kesian face of painz! ^^V

tats all for today ... more to come!! stay tuned XD
MUNKIAT PICS WIL BE COMING SOON

Are u a baby girl or baby boy??

2008-07-30T08:29:00.000+08:00

Two little babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully climbed into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly. "You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."

DID YOU THINK OTHERWISE???

Who lets the pics out ~

2008-07-29T15:08:00.010+08:00

Yeah.. pics are here :)

Lets start this off with the one and only astronaut KengFai!

"Im much better than tat malaysian angkasawan"

And some random pics of him... o_O

And here he is playing 5-In-a-row with Keith during lecture -.-"

Sadly now no pics of MunKiat -.-" Oh well the pics are sure to come :)

Now then... here are some other pics around college :D

Our classmates! (Pura-pura studying I guess :))

As requested by MunKiat, heres the futsal field -.-"

And... has anyone seen such a Carrefour before? :)

And also... our beloved Accounting teacher Mr. Yeoh! xD

Oh well thats all for now I guess... Will get more interesting pics soon enough :)

Peace ~ V^^V

LaME joKes ????

2008-07-29T08:24:00.002+08:00

1) What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.

2) Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.

3) What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".

4) what is worse than eating a shit???? EATING 2 SHITS!!

5) Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "Gee, it's hot in here." and the other sausage says "OH MY GOODNESS IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

6) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his
mistress while thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him "Is
it in dear?"

7) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory
service and
sometimes you have to be satisfied
with self-service

8) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "Missing
Persons"

9) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so
painful, I'll rather have a baby than
have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll
adjust the chair
accordingly."

10) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr
old girl.
On their first night both were
crying..........Why???
Because she didn't know anything and
he had forgotten everything

Minor Update ... :)

2008-07-28T22:17:00.004+08:00

Just a small update... tomorrow will have more :)

First up.. introducing Mengz aka PAINZ

And when he is sleeping in accounting class...

Finally... a picture of cute little Wendy :D

More pics coming soon.. stay tuned :D (Alamak pics besar sangat lol)

APPRECIATE UR LOVED ONES!!

2008-07-27T19:19:00.002+08:00

http://memyselfmine.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html
The link above links to girl's blog where she wrote her feelings down when she lost her loved one..read it and always appreciate ur loved ones..

Members!

2008-07-23T17:39:00.003+08:00

KenariGangz members include..

Keith - Ketua/DriverNumberOne
MunKiat - PenolongKetua
KengFai - Treasurer
JiaMeng - GajiBoy
Wendy - GajiBoyAssistant/DriverNumberTwo

Vehicles - Broken down Kenari / Handcuff equipped Wira

We will try to record our happy moments while being in TARC.. pics will come soon ~ ^^

KenariGangz ~ V^^v

yoh yoh..

2008-07-23T08:09:00.000+08:00

Our KENARI gangz's 1st ever blog!!
we gonna share all d cutie cutie pic of us mainly on Cutie pie aka m3nGz..
stay tune for d agendas of Kenari Gangz.~!! V^^V=ourlogo