Essay on his dog

Ah Beng’s teacher gave him an assignment to write an essay on his dog. His teacher read his essay and said, “ Ah Beng, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay? Ah Beng replied, “No, sir . We have the same dog mah…so essay also same lo.. ?”

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

God Damn Funny Poem and Not As Lame as Mk

Can study, continue STUDY

Can’t study, work FACTORY

Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY

Just enough for daily ROTI

Go work, no wira but LRT

Collegues formerly FRIENDLY

Daily treated to KOPI

Now gradually get CRAZY

Behind me say I LAZY

Boss has no SYMPHATY

Work always must HURRY

Say I always take MC

Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back in TAXI

Taxi surcharge KILLING ME
Cause my bank account NO MONEY

Pok- cheque kena EXTRA FEE
Coz Y2K is nothing FREE
Boy/girlfriend STEADY

Serious and then MARRY

Ceremony and PARTY

Joker-friends gave PANTY

No moon sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY

Wife at GH birth a BABY

Name give is DO RE MI

Monthly pay back RHB

Earn enough FEEL GUILTY

Jump down suicide and MATI

Go see God, every thing JADI

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)

Sajak kGz

Sajak kGz

Wahai kawan-kawan,
mari dengar cerita kami,
kami pelajar dari Happy Garden,
Ktar di mana kami belajar.

Tiap-tiap pagi bangun 6.15am,
Mengz pula bangun pukul 6.35am,
Perjalanan ke Ktar gelap-gelita,
Kerana mata tertutup sepanjang perjalanan.

Sampai kolej pergi kantin,
nampak Sooyang kirim salam,
makan nasi atau mee saje,
kerana itu semua yang ada.

Masuk kelas belajar bersungguh-sungguh,
Mengz pula tidur bersungguh-sungguh,
Keith dan Kengfai bijak pandai,
kerana ditanya pelbagai soalan oleh Wendy.

Masa rehat makan bersama,
butter pork guna kongpo pork menjadi pilihan,
Mengz makan banyak cepat,
kerana habis makan pergi CIT.

Ktar banyak luas banyak nyamuk,
kami menderma darah setiap hari,
tanpa mengira warna n saiz nyamuk,
buat baik dibalas baik.

Nak dengar berita atau gossip terkini,
buka tv cari CNN,
kalau CNN tak jelas,
carilah Wendy.

Masa belajar jangan cari gaduh,
nak cari gaduh jangan cari Keith,
kalau keith marah,
RM1.90 dan RM2.40 itulah balasan.

Pelajar yang paling kesian Kengfai namanya,
menderma C902 kepada pasangan tahi,
asyik paksa orang mengambil bukunya,
sedangkan tangannya banyak senang.

Itulah cerita kami,
saya munkiat penyajak baru,
kalau salah anggaplah betul,
u diam i diam siapa tahu.

Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

Enjoy !! m3ngz~(=.=)