LaME joKes ????

1) What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.

2) Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.

3) What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".

4) what is worse than eating a shit???? EATING 2 SHITS!!

5) Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "Gee, it's hot in here." and the other sausage says "OH MY GOODNESS IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

6) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his
mistress while thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him "Is
it in dear?"

7) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory
service and
sometimes you have to be satisfied
with self-service

8) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "Missing
Persons"

9) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so
painful, I'll rather have a baby than
have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll
adjust the chair
accordingly."

10) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr
old girl.
On their first night both were
crying..........Why???
Because she didn't know anything and
he had forgotten everything