Learn From Mistakes!!

The Turtles
A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!

For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.
Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, 'See! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.'
[Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don't do anything ourselves.]
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The Frogs
A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!' So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.
The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, 'Well... where are all the frogs?' The farmer said, 'I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!'
[ Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark.. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.]
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The Pretty Lady
Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river. There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn't cross the river. The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back. The lady accepted. The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk. 'How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?' thought the little monk. But he kept quiet. The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her. All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of acussations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation. Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. 'How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty? All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite The big monk looked surprised and said, 'I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?'
[This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. Sometimes, they cause us a lot of hurt, sometimes they cause us to be bitter or jealous .. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away.We keep on carrying the baggage of the 'pretty lady' with us. We let them keep on coming back to hurt us, make us angry, make us bitter and cause us a lot of agony.Why? Simply because we are not willing to put down or let go of the baggage of the 'pretty lady'. We should let go of the pretty lady immediately after crossing the river, that is after the unpleasant event is over.This will immediately remove all our agonies.There is no need to be further h urt by the unpleasant event after it is over.] Science organized knowledge. Wisdom organized life.


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Balance sheet of life...

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade Friends are our General Reserves Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest
Earned Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things ....
The most destructive habit....... ......... .......Worry
The greatest Joy......... .......... ......... .....Giving
The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ...Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ........Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ .......... .Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... .....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ......... 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... ........... ......... ......Faith
The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire...... .......... .........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. .......... ......Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... .......... ......Enthusiasm
Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
nd Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!


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EXAMS!

To all Kenarigangz members and all our classmates...

GOOD FREAKING LUCK FOR THE COMING EXAMS!

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' One Family Under God!!!!! '

AJU !!!

Another outing for Kenarigangz d Tarcians!!

Time for a short update...

Ok.. some pics and a vid :)



Dedicated to MK :)


Little cat that kept following KF around lol


WOOHOO BLACKOUT YEAH


In memory of KF's C902


Cute bo? :)

Finally the vid ... >_>

kengfai's handphone

has dropped into the toilet bowl few minutes ago
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its's not a joke. it's a fact and truth that he really dropped his brand new handphone into the toilet bowl. i know now readers sure laughing non stop. hahahahaha:D

Pictures have arrived ~ -.-"

Now stop awhile... for a guessing game :D





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This blog wont be complete without sleeping pics :)


Continuing.. ~




Thats all for now.. ^^

12 Funny and Lame Jokes

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Questions n Answers

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front"

Jokes are back!!

Stupid Drivers

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"

Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I gave you, then maybe I will give you a chance!"
"The words are Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow.Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyoh, long number. Don't Purplely disturb people and don't call Black la ok?"

The leaking boat

Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A Japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.
The Japanese (as usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his Japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio etc. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief. The Japanese said, "Don't worry.. still got a lot more in my country.. BANZAIIIEE!"
But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc., etc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry.. still have a lot more in my country, paknya".
But still the boat was sinking. The Japanese and the Indonesian looked at the Malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the Malaysian threw the Indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The Japanese was shocked. Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in MY country!!!".

It's shit but we never stepped on it..

Ahmad, Kumar and Ah Beng was walking along a street when they suddenly spotted a mysterious object on the floor. They drew closer to the object and Ahmad made a remark, "Looks like shit lah!!".
Then Kumar take a sniff at the object and said, "Smells like shit also!!"
Ah Beng then poked his finger in the object and put it in his mouth. He said, "Confirmed..it's shit!! Phew..luckily we never stepped on it!!!".

Papa

The 10 years old Malaysian Chinese boy, Ah Beng yelled from the back: "Papa! PAPA! PA!PA!"
His dad, Ah Kow was very angry at his son's yelling. He reprimanded Ah Beng: " Ah Beng, stop yelling across the house! If you want to talk to me, walk over to the living room where I am".
So Ah Beng walked inside the house.
Ah Beng: "Papa, I stepped in dog shit! Where is the hose?"

haha..

Ah Beng went to the doctor and reported, "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor began his diagnostic, "OK. Touch your elbow." When Ah Beng touched his elbow, he yelled showing that he was definitely in genuine pain. The doctor, surprised, continued his diagnostic, "Touch your head." Ah Beng touched his head and jumped in agony.The doctor asked him to touch his knee and the same thing happened. Everywhere Ah Beng touched he hurt like hell. The doctor was stumped and ordered a complete examination with X-Ray, etc. and ordered Ah Beng to come back in two days.
Two days later Ah Beng came back and the doctor happily told him, "We've found your problem.""Oh yeah? What is it?""You've broken your finger!"

Say Cheese

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
'Clinton, 60, died of heart failure whilst in bed with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner.
The DI is taken to the second dead man. 'Suharto, 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
'Nothing unusual here', thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.
Ah,' says the coroner. 'This is the most unusual one. Dr. Ahmad, 75, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
To which the coroner replies, 'He thought he was having his picture taken.'

Update! :D

After so long... Kenari blog will now update :)
MK : Are u ready?

First : Sleepers


Next: Wendy + KF lol




Finally: Brace urselfs for ultimatesupermegaultrahyper YENG-ness!

Ah Beng's Jokes!!

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Firing Squad…
During the Japanese Occupation, Ah Beng, Ah Lok and Ah Piow were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad.
That night, Ah Beng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.
The next morning, Ah Lok was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Lok shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Lok made his escape.
Later, the soldiers took Ah Piow out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Piow shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Piow made his escape.
Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready, Aim…..." Then Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "

Burnt red ears..
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. When the doctor finished treating Ah Beng’s right ear, he proceeded to treat Ah Beng’s left ear. The doctor was curious and asked Ah Beng, "I know what happened to your right ear. But why is your left ear also red ?” Ah Beng replied, “That stupid fellow called again !!!”

Motor workshop business...
Ah Beng started a car workshop. He bought the best car servicing equipment and hired all the workers he needed. Then he waited and waited but no cars came for service. After one month, he could not take it anymore and asked his friend. “Heh ! Why no one come to my workshop one ah ?” His friend replied , “ Ah Beng, your garage is on the second floor lah”

Sleeping in class ?..
Ah Beng was in a large class and fell asleep and started snoring. The teacher heard someone snoring and shouted , “Who is snoring ?”. Ah Beng was suddenly woken up by the shout and replied ? “I don’t know sir, I was sleeping”

Summons for illegal parking..
Ah Beng was rushing for a meeting in a busy shopping complex. When he arrived, the car parks were all full. So he circled the car park nearly 100 times but could not find one. Finally he decided to do an illegal parking and put a note on his wind screen, “I have gone round the car park 100 times and could not find a parking space. Please forgive me for my trespasses”.
When Ah Beng came back, he got back to his car and found a parking ticket and a note, “I have been rounding the car park for the last 10 years. If I do not give you a ticket, I will be in trouble. Lead me not into temptation”.

With his mathematics teacher..
Ah Beng’s mathematics teacher asked him, “ If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges on the other, what would I have?

The smart aleck Ah Beng said, “You have very big hands, Sir ”

Free hair cut..
One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door. On the second day, a cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door. On the third day, Ah Beng goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I can't accept money from you, I'm doing a community service. Ah Beng is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop.
Guess what he finds there???

Ah Beng and a dozen of his friends waiting for a free haircut!!!!


In a court room...
Judge to Ah Beng: Ah Beng, you should be ashamed of yourself. This is the third time you are coming here this year . When are you going to improve yourself ?


Ah Beng to judge: But sir, you come here evely day ?

COINCIDENCE...
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Ah Beng : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." Coincidence or not ?”.

Space exploration...
One day, Ah Beng was having a discussion with his American and Russian friend. They were boasting how great their countries were. So the American said "By 2020, we in America will be sending our space shuttle to Mars". The Russian friend thought for a while and wanted to beat the American and said ," By 2020, the Russians will be sending the space shuttle to Venus". Ah Beng thought for a while and wanted to beat both of them. So Ah Beng said 'By 2020, we will be sending our space shuttle to the Sun".

There was silence for a moment. Then the curious American asked Ah Beng, "Ah Beng, don't you think the sun is too hot for the space shuttle to land ?". So Ah Beng replied, "Don’t worry lah, we will make our landing in the evening. Evening, not so hot lo…".

Kenarigangz and Tarcians at Genting (18/08/08)

answer!! ( from the touching story )

Well, the husband said ... ' you bring me bad luck! '

Guessing again!!! ( A touching Story )

A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even had to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I was never promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, " And now I meet with an accident and when I wake up you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.Finally her husband said, "..........."
What he actually said??

Jokes again!!

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Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.
Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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